itsthesinbin:

sp-acemonkeymafia:

itsthesinbin:

discourse in other fandoms: lgbtphobia or racism, ships, etc

discourse in stardew valley fandom: if you can fish without mods fuck you

I can and will fish without mods, somebody come fuck me

the absolute POWER behind this response has me fucking losing it

Wait…people have trouble fishing in stardew?…then again I play on switch…its easy for me.

electricpentacle:

fuckyahumor:

7littlelibraries:

catchymemes:

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This is humanity put to good use. Screw all the stuff that’s happening these days, this is basically the only reason I like us stupid ape people. Little things like this, designed to keep us all happy and busy

i love this!!!

Now this is good design. Pay attention, tech companies - it’s not about looking shiny, it’s about understanding the end user’s needs and working with them.

iprayforangels:

grifalinas:

chloe-bourgeois-is-big-gay:

bloodydelirium:

thelilnan:

pinktwink:

puppybearuniverse:

team-lionheart7:

momnar:

roachpatrol:

one of the nice things about heterosexuals i never see talked about on here is that they haven’t already heard all your gay jokes yet. i just really appreciate having a new audience sometimes for my completely automatic responses to phrases like ‘i’ll be straight with you’. so, shoutout to all the innocent hets out there who have a genuine giggle over lame quips that a fellow queer would groan and hit me for. ilu guys. 

I recently no scoped my coworker when she asked me “What’s in the closet, anyway?” and I automatically said “me”. She lost her mind. Full cackling in the middle of the store. I never thought I’d see the day that joke would work but here I was, blessed with an unexperienced heterosexual. It was transcendent. 

I once had a girl working on a display where I work, and she commented, “I thought this would be straighter when I got done with it.” And I said, “my mother thought the same thing about me”, and everyone around us lost it. It was a blessed moment.

I knew a kid who saw my “Let’s get something straight: I’m not” bracelet and ended up laughing about it all day and telling anyone who would listen

I told a coworker that changing the music I picked would be homophobic and she lost her shit like it was the funniest thing ever

i used to offhandedly say stuff to my customers on campus like “unfortunately i’m very gay” and it always took them by surprise. they loved it.

I was visiting a (straight) friend recently and when he was making me breakfast he made me extra toast. I, of course, upon seeing this went ‘fuck yeah gay rights’ and he lost it. Should have seen his fave when I pulled the opposite joke, the ‘this is homophobia’ at any inconvenience. Was amazing.

I was in class one time and we were talking about allergies and someone turned around to me and asked “how allergic are you to nuts?”

My friend says, “obviously not enough if she’s bi.” the class lost it.

Once I was tidying up the stockroom at work and my coworker was all “you straight back here?” My response of “not even a little, but the stockroom is clean” made her lose it

I complained to my mom that it sucks that the first gender is free but after that you have to pay for them and she lost her goddamn mind 

fallnangelcreations:

druggeddraccus:

annabellioncourt:

cryptidfuckery:

vodcar:

country gnomes,

take my bones

to a place,

they don’t belong

see shit like this is the reason that it’s so hard to turn my back on this website. Where else, pray tell, are you going to find this kind of quality nonsense.

west virginia

mountain mama

emmatheward:

- Classwork. Her name is Doris. 

d-structive:

septicpunk:

isa-ghost:

beans345:

catchymemes:

Spooktober in VRChat

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Everyone go home this one wins

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For the bone brothers

If I don’t reblog this: I’m dead. Avenge my death.

empyrisan:

AAAAAAAAAAAA THERE THEY ARE!!!

rosequart:

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sadie has a new friend 👀

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lars taking a selfie with his parents :’)

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mayor pizza has RUBY GUARDS….wearing SUNGLASSES

I saw the ruby’s and was screaming