My aunt and mom packing dirt? Idk there are like a million wasps over there I’m not helping

captain-snow-bug:

swallowbitchpeoplearestarving:

swallowbitchpeoplearestarving:

we don’t just need feminism, we need lisa simpson feminism

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The best part about the Simpsons was it was written all by educated men that wanted to be comedians but saw things wrong with the world and wanted change.

elliottwith2ts:

Pennsatucky is, without a doubt, one of the greatest television characters of all time.

tootricky:

love bird has a wash (source)

albarnxinsanity:

Dragons because dragons are fucking awesome.

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owlapin:

hay-needle:

Do you slip it on him tail first?

nah i just hold it open and he crawls in

honpun:

tieltavern:

She’s studying for bird school which is for birds.

omg the mini school supplies

At my aunts house found out she has 4 giant turtles and one of the females just laid eggs. So cute but so far only two came out.

So I’m at ikea with my mom

I love the moment I tell her I don’t wanna look at the sweetish food with her she give a look like I just cussed her out and yelled at her she gets pissed off at me for no reason.

And she loves to assume how I feel like we found out the night stand I wanted to get was made out of a tin like metal so I didn’t want it and found another one I wanted that was wood. She like don’t just settle because you can’t get the one you want we can go other places…um no? I actually like this night stand and would love to get it next time we come geeze. Oh and she told me we could not but the night stand today because I’m ‘settling’ even though I told her I would help pay if it’s a money issue. But no she flat out said no were my gonna buy it even if I pay half.

Oh hey gtg she’s about to yell at me

Gou’s training regiment……not gonna lie all i see is it saying im hard im easy looks like Gou has a special plan in mine *wink wink*